What do I wear with my kilt? We hear this often. Now you can quit your whining, little bitch, and order a pair of these black and green beauties. Soon your testosterone will rise to such a level that you can untuck your manhood from your grundle and walk proudly in your kilt, confident in the fact that you look good and that you can kick the f out of any pants wearing British lowland pansie you run into. F the Crown.